The Rum and Popcorn 100

I got a lot of problems with these people!

22. Joe Biden

I’m glad you’re the vice-president elect, really. But you’re still Joe Biden, a genial mistake waiting to happen. Remember when you called your running mate “bright and articulate” in that condescending way that had everyone waiting to hear you follow with “he’s one of the good ones.” After your selection, you had everyone on edge waiting for such a moment to come from you. And I’m surprisingly disappointed that you didn’t do it.

Mitigating circumstance: Went third person with alarming regularity, and I hope to see more of it from him as veep. This is essential since Rickey Henderson has faded from glory.


December 30, 2008 - Posted by | politics | , ,

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