The Rum and Popcorn 100

I got a lot of problems with these people!

12. “Twilight”

So, another deeply held teen love story about two people prevented from boning due to their differences? “Chastity is cool! That’s why evil man-sex is represented by vampires! But this one’s okay because he’s really, really hot, therefore he must care for you deeply. So he holds back on his ferocious, dastardly man-sex. Which might kill our passive but curious heroine.” If I ever have a daughter, (or find out about one) I will work my ass off to keep her away from this kind of claptrap.

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December 30, 2008 - Posted by | movies, pop culture

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