The Rum and Popcorn 100

I got a lot of problems with these people!

11. The Children

Here’s why I don’t do anything for the kids: Because a lot of them are evil, rotten, foulmouthed little monsters with nothing better to do than harass people on Christmas Eve who won’t do anything to them because their dad’s the number two guy in charge of the department. And besides, if he did something, there would probably be criminal charges. So the next time someone asks you “What about the children” in regard to some cause, you tell ‘em “What about the little anklebiting bastards who keep hitting me with balloons and telling old ‘yo mama’ jokes? What about them, huh? Screw them lady, I’m buying my porn!”

Mitigating circumstances: My friends’ children are generally pretty well behaved and are actually nice, cute, and happy. I’d give you tykes a shout-out, but you can’t and probably shouldn’t be reading this!

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December 30, 2008 - Posted by | m.f.'n people! | ,

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