The Rum and Popcorn 100

I got a lot of problems with these people!

50. Donald Trump’s Way To Wealth

1. Inherit a lot of money. If you can’t do that, loot it from investors who think they’re smarter than not only the average Joe, but financial reality. Or get some bailout money, that works too.

2. Throw your money around on gaudy stuff that will get you noticed. In this world, the only thing more important that having money is looking the part. This will obscure the fact that you don’t know a whit more than anyone else.

3. Sell tapes and seminars to dumb schmucks who don’t really want to work but invest their way to the top on how to get rich. Can you blame them? who wants to work in today’s America? Where does it get you?

Mitigating circumstance:I am enjoying the gradual lightening of his wolverine-style combover.

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December 24, 2008 - Posted by | m.f.'n people!, pop culture | , , ,

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