The Rum and Popcorn 100

I got a lot of problems with these people!

81. Jason Giambi’s ‘stache

You’re a despised and hated former steroid/HGH user, mostly because you’re hitting like .225 with fewer home runs than Andy Phillips (these stats were not fact-checked, but you get an idea of how bad it was going). So what you do to turn around your mojo and get the fans back on your side? Besides getting back on the stuff?

You go from this:

giambi_11

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

to this:

giambi_2

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That’s all it took to turn him from punchline to giveaway promotion! It helps that in the first picture, that’s clearly a 350 foot pop-up and in the second one he’s at least made a productive out. But the real marvel is that it’s amazing all you need for a little image rehab. Incredible.

Mitigating circumstances: The first ‘stache in history made for HD.

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December 14, 2008 - Posted by | sports, style | , ,

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