The Rum and Popcorn 100

I got a lot of problems with these people!

92. Breaking up other people’s relationships

When you’re not man enough to tell her to go away, just pump e full of liquor and let me talk loudly in your not-all-that-soundproofed apartment. It doesn’t matter who the messenger is, the message says it all:

Me: “Look, he just doesn’t respect her.”

Scorned woman (storming out of bedroom): What! I’m glad I finally know!

Me: Dude! Why didn’t you tell me she was in there?!

Shady friend: Thanks, man!

Me: Asshole!

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December 11, 2008 - Posted by | m.f.'n people! | ,

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