8. John Edwards

Cut and paste and italicize from number 9 and…voila

You can’t be a crusading trial attorney fighting for truth, justice, and the American way and then be boning your documentarian, dude! It just doesn’t work like that in 2008. If you’re a political figure of any importance, you will get caught. Period. But aside from that, why do insist on doing things that are, um, obvious, while your wife is fighting cancer? Everything about this just reeks of the stupidity of an arrogant man drunk on his own power. Well, drunk and horny.

Mitigating circumstance: Well, it stops him from running for President for again.