58. The Year in Personal Nudity

A down year for the little guy overall. Other than finally being goaded into it on my friend’s roof  one chilly August night, there was a distinct lack of  “where is your underwear?!” this year. Maybe I’m maturing, maybe it’s the realization of the fleeting nature of beauty and the flesh in the face of age, perhaps I’m just feeling more modest this year.

Luckily for America, Minnesota Viking Visanthe Shiancoe and Fox Sports are here to take up the slack (Not safe for most smaller pornstars, much less work) .

Mitigating circumstance: Discretion may be the better part of artiness: There was one picture of me in my underwear that ended up of someone’s tumblr, and she was not unfollowed by one single person. I’m coming for my crown in ‘09, Shiancoe!