54. Idiotarod!

Yeah, I’ve got a great idea: let’s push a shopping cart all over Manhattan and Brooklyn in ridiculous costumes, throwing flour and candy at each other and not try to drink openly in front of the cops! Meanwhile, some people try to tip your cart over at any opportunity, even using Wile E. Coyote techniques such as holding a string across a street to trip a cart over. Whee!

Mitigating Cirumstances: I’d do it again.