62. Proposition 8

You want to talk about the sanctity of marriage? I essentially gambled it on a certain album never coming out! And you know what, if the marriage actually went through, it would be allowed! How silly is that? How is gay marriage threatening to anyone except if you hate his-and-his tuxedoes? Anyone in California, a state that should know better should really be ashamed to waste time voting for this. If you think gays are threatening the sanctity of marriage, you’re sadly mistaken. You need to meet Alice, she’ll show you video of my “proposal”.